"Dear Mrs. [!!!] Olszewski :
I was doing some research about CinemaShow, a French-Canadian show that you commented in the Washington's Post in 2004 and I needed to tell you how much you simply disturbed me with your absolute negative thoughts...
I was shocked to find only absolute negative and inadequate comparisons from the first line to the last line. Do you have a reason to hate the producer, blond-girls, French-Canadians, People with accents or you simply relate everything around you to bad and disturbing things such as Pedophilia?!?
I don't know you and I certainly cannot conclude that you are such a dark thoughts person after all, so I gave it another try, and fell on another article of yours : My life with the dogs - 21 dec - 3 janv 2002 / Washington City Paper
Here is the next quote I read from you : 'I started to rank these in order of hatefulness, with No. 1 being the, um, lowest, but after the first few the badness is pretty much uniform:'
Mrs. [!!!] Olszewski, You certainly have a great talent to write and express your thoughts and I hope I only fell on these articles by coincidence and that you are a happy, friendly person who enjoys her work, believe and respect the good will of people and still believe there are fun and good things to talk about.
Hope you can use your talent to make me smile or appreciate the talent of others someday.
PS: Excuse my english. I'm a French Canadian, with an accent who tries hard to believe that Americans are not that bad after all..."
-- Jean-François R (!!! added)
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